Universe Warhammer 40 000.

Suddenly remembered today’s broadcast of Finoz, lazily scored in the search “Warhammer” and the hair on his head stood on end, the mouse trembled in his hands, and The heavens opened Something was the wrong thing to go there, in general, I was surprised-no one had yet made a purebred post about Vakhu. This must be fixed immediately!

So, the materials of the Warhammer are going on a heavy tread and the earth shakes at every step. Meet

The most important thing -Fluff-library, which describes the official history of the world. Link to the translated version 2.1. In it you will learn almost everything about the universe.

In the distant future, mankind settled millions of worlds of the universe, forming a single empire. On each of the worlds live from hundreds to tens of billions of devoted subjects of the Emperor of mankind. Planets on which citizens of the Empire are born, live and die,
concentrated around the ancient Terra, the cradle of mankind. Now Terra is a home for the omnipotent emperor who leads the life of the largest empire throughout the galaxy.
During the time of ancient times, the planet called the Earth was a lone light of life among the vast expanses of the Galaxy. The journey to the nearest planets was impossible because of the indignation in the field of the Valp or Internsalities. At the moment when the worships were silent, the era of the empire began. During the great campaign, the emperor united the scattered worlds inhabited by people into a single whole – into the empire. The key role in the creation of the Empire was played by the faithful fighters of the emperor, Adeptus Astartes or Space Marines.
Space Marines are the best of the best in the entire large army of the empire. The history of the emergence of these superpores originates in the adeptus meachanicus genetic laboratories on Mars. During numerous experiments, a unique procedure for creating a real combat vehicle from an ordinary person was established. The experiments included implantation of additional cybernetic organs, as well as the genetic and psychological correction of a person. Initially, the space marines were disbanded into huge legions, in which there were tens of thousands of fighters, who were considered a single combat mechanism. After the events of Horus heresy, the remaining legions were divided into small combat formations, which began to be called the capitulas.
After the great campaign, one of the most devoted servants of the emperor, the master of the war Horus turned his strength against his creator. Thus began the most monstrous betrayal in the history of humanity known as the heresy of Horus. Seduced by the forces of Chaos, Horus began a civil war during which tens of billions of people died. During the battle for Terra, Horus was killed by the emperor himself. However, the lord of mankind itself turned out to be mortally wounded. In order to support and maintain the breath of life in the emperor’s body on Terra, a giant complex of life support system was created, which was called the Golden Throne. In the 41st millennium, the golden throne is the only thing that holds the great emperor in the world of living.

34. No, the genitals do not cut off the space marines.
35. But they don’t have sex either.
36. I don’t care what you saw on VKontakte. There is no porn in the gloomy world of the distant future.
37. Unless the Slaneshists. They can.
38. No, dreadnought is not a robot.
39. Eldars have only egg -shaped helmets. The heads are ordinary.
40. I don’t care what you saw on VKontakte.
41. Turandis are not «joint venture».
42. Yes, they also do not have sex.
43. Well, do not look towards VKontakt!
44.Orcs have no women. Cm. point #9
45. Heroes are not Forsmander, Varboss or Farsir. We are talking about a hunger.
46. Do not know what a hood is? Vkontakte to help you!
47. In addition to the section with porn.
48. Hey, I’m serious!
49. The sisters of the battle are removed armor.
50. But not at all with the help of a special key that inquisitors only have.
51. And not for their satisfaction.
62. Despite the phallic shape, the Necron weapons do not act as the Slaanehists want it.
63. Despite Dov, it is stupid to think that blondes are typing in the battle sisters.
64. With good forms.
65. Close VKontakte!
66. Do not argue with a thousand sons – more expensive.
67. Yes, perhaps ultramarins cannot even be wiped without reading the code. But they will break your head in the same way as space wolves.
68. The bolter does not “shoot yellow”, it is “herahs with explosive cartridges”.
69. Tau did not «run away from the anime».
70. Imperial fists are not masochists. Rogal Dorn is not the founder of a mobile brothel.
71. Even if very similar.
72. Here the dark Eldars fit this role. All at once.
73. Tau rifles do not “shoot blue”, they “lead high -precision fire with plasma charges”.
74. Even if it looks like a scattering of blue lights.
75. No matter how disappointed, but the emperor acquired twenty sons in laboratory conditions.
76. Without women.
77. Set aside vulgar hints!
78. «Land Raider» is not translated as «Earth raider». This translates as «raider Land».
79. Land is such a surname.
80. No, he was not a primary.
81. Better do not start disputes about the translation of the name «Horus» as «mountains» or «chorus». You risk getting stuck with this business for three days.
82. Especially in the presence of thousands of sons.
83. No, necrons do not sleep in pajamas with skulls.
84. K’tana too.
85. And they don’t hold the bear in their hands. Maximum – Gaussian rifles.
86. By the way, Gauss is also a primarych. This is a physicist.
87. Set aside about two lost legions! Go read the physics textbook.
88. No, berserkers khorn also do not think about sex.
89. But the Nurlites are generally purple.
90. «Beat Minki» is not to suffer from the coloring of the armies in business.
99. Exterminatus is pi ** dez
102. The singing spear contrary to the name does not sing
114. Dark Eldars, maybe perverts, but not fagots.
115. Although who will sort them out.
116. No, the Imperium does not shake people in the commogue.
117. Officially, in any case.
118. Necrons do not eat Durasel for breakfast.
119. For lunch too.
120. They just do not eat anything, your mother.
121. Yes, it happens.
122. Primarch of iron warriors – not a terminator. Their primarch – perturabus.
123. No, Permeturaba is not a pseudonym of the terminator.
124. And with the necrons they also do not cooperate.
125. Yes, I’m sure!
126. Only orcs are listened to metal in all Vaha.
127. They play it.
128. The orcs have no hair. The garbage that dangles in the orc on the top of the head – hair squirrel.
129. No, Skvig is not a variety of a wig. Rather, a wig – a variety of Squig.
130. Skviggot is not a relative of the orcs.
131. So what is it green?
132. But Krutoks is a direct relative of the circles.
133. No, Vespids do not belong to them.
134. Tau too. They are just in the Union.
135. Not in Soviet.
136. You will be surprised, but under the helmet of the tau – blue.
137. This does not apply to the color of the shots of their guns.
138. I don’t know what color the underwear is at Tauryans. Ask Tauryans.
139. Moreover, I don’t know if it is at all.
140. No, demonetics do not cosplay a crab man from Mars.
141. No, Vitas did not serve with noise paratroopers.
142. Although … Huh
143. Even if your hamster is painted in pink, partially covered with skin and sits firmly on the needle, this does not mean that he surrendered to Slaaneh.
144. But this means that you are facing a deadline for mockery of animals.
145. No, the armor of the spacesman cannot be made from plywood and powered by an engine, leaded from a neighbor’s moped.
146. Chaos does not punish as shown VKontakte.

Signed from here.
Took only the funny

(Remember that the authors of books often invent delusional things.)
(Well remembered?)
(Well, I believe. )
Located by writers.

Den Abnett («Ravenor», «Return of Ravelor», «Ravenor. Apostate «,» Inquisitor.Ordo Xenos ”,“ Inquisitor.Ordo Malleus, «Inquisitor.Ordo hereticus ”,“ Homerus of Horus ”) – he writes perfectly, I liked it the most.

Graham Maknille («Wars of Ultramar», «Bearing Night», «Black Sun», «False Gods»)

William King («Claw Ragnara», «Space Wolf», «Gray Hunter», «Wolf Blade»)

Sandy Mitchel («For the emperor!»,» Ice caves «)

Gordon Renny («Hour of execution», «Crossroads of the Swert»)

Ben Counter («Galaxy on the Fire», «Gray Knights», https://magic-win.uk/ «Adepts of Darkness»)

Ian Watson (“Cosmos Inquisitors”, “Inquisitor Mission”)

The Mezhavtorsky cycle «Horus heresy»:
– Horus’s elevation (Abnett Deng);
– False gods (Graham Maknille);
– Galaxy in fire (bin Counter);
– Eisenstein’s flight (James Povallo).

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Warhammer site 40000.

Question, nya!Which primarych sympathizes with you most?

Brutal, cruel, epic. But the most important thing is the richest material for serious science fiction. Interesting heroes -. Ambiguity – too. Imperium «Evil» or «Good»? And the emperor himself? The gloomy cities of the Ulya are adjacent to the world-reserves, everything was mixed up, an endless bloody war is going on … A bunch of interesting stories can be dung up. That, in fact, some authors show.

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Eldars will sooner or later die from an increased concentration of pathos in their bodies. I don’t understand at all how they manage to survive

So we will analyze everything that you said so we will start with the “lack of oxygen” from wound to heart. Hmm in order to get there, you need to shit at least from the gun almost point blank because there are about 40 centimeters of material that is much stronger than the titanium. and plus one heart of cm, can stretch three lungs. And there are servomotors so that there will be no heart break or kin transmission. energy to the body. Armor absorbs all energy. about muscles – what does it have to do with it? About the fused ribs. there is an elastic substance that allows and still move as ordinary people. Servomotors – there are not electrovo. there is a portable nuclear reactor and quantum-or-how-so wires, so that the bomb also disappears. All I destroyed all your theories about cm and their vulnerable points.

Why did you choose a race of people (IG) and its defenders see, if not, then why? It is justified to give facts, use the code (I don’t have to quote them)

Because in spirit to me the closest to me are the lords of the night. What facts are needed for this, I still can’t understand

to the item «41. Turandis are not «joint venture».»
This is all because the cereals are a joint for *** tiranids

And I thought it was their heads.: WITH

Figs with you, you can’t really get anything from you, create a new topic.

Who will be interested in a more detailed analysis of Varhamer with a deepening into the codes and binding to modern technologies and military developments – they will be interested in.

I love the Varhammer universe 40,000, for brutality, cruelty, epic (chronicles are partially inspired and the epicity of Vaha) and the feeling of universal cunts*. The world is torn by wars and conflicts, the world where there is no absolute good and absolute evil (there are only their symbols), the world is something similar to our.

On the issue of the day – Robout Gilliman! Because he is reasonable, smart, firm in decisions and matters.

Ha, funny dialogue under the spoiler. I will someday register VKontakte someday.

By the way, I ask for advice. «Ice Caves» is worth reading? If we take into account that the book “For the Emperor”, which I am reading now, I like.

P.WITH.
secret51, check the marks for the presence of typos.

Ooo, believe this person knows so much about Vaha that you never even dreamed. And about the fact that he, count, breathes, drinks, eats, eats and, excuse me, sits down, I am generally silent. Although I agree with one statement: if you want to be taken seriously, use the Word to verify. (While I read the first two flavors, I almost twisted the brain.)

Serbian, why do you need to give codes? Forgive you, but who are you so that anyone can be crucified in front of you about what you choose?
Okay, let’s tell you this.
I like chaos. Specific lords of the night. What facts from the back do you want on this topic?

Playing in Warhammer 40.000 Space Marine once noticed a certain absurdity:
*thinking*
– Yes, 3 paratroopers break the crowd of orcs, handsome men!
– Not like Down 2. There 7-10 spaceships are somehow breaking through.
– Although … in SM I play for the captain of the company.
– And in Dow 2 I play for the commander.
– ..
– Lol what? * List the ranks* veterans-sergeants-captain (s) –Magistr.
– Who is the commander?